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Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!

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My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!

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Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?

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Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance!

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My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!

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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!

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Dentist: You need a crown.
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom

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Pro Tip:
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!

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My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!