Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!
My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!
Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?
Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance!
My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!
Dentist: You need a crown.
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom
Pro Tip:
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!
My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!