Women get mad for two things:
1. For everything!
2. For nothing!
Things that can change a woman's mood:
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation
Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women!
Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
Women's viewpoint:
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now!
Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!
Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!
Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!