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~ Bob HopeI always enjoy appearing before a British audience. Even if they don't feel like laughing, they nod their heads to show they've understood. -
~ Woody AllenI don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -
~ Author UnknownEnglish is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. -
~ Howard OgdenCab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect. -
~ JD GhaiThanks to my wife, I am quite enlightened... about my shortcomings. -
~ Henry KissingerThe capacity to admire others is not my most fully developed trait. -
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~ Mark TwainYes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is. -
~ Winston ChurchillI have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -
~ W. C. FieldsI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. -
~ Ernie KovacsTelevision - a medium, so called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
