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![I wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me.]()
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~ JD GhaiI wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me. -
~ Kenneth BirdHumour is falling downstairs if you do it while in the act of warning your wife not to. -
~ Tim VineI was on his fairground ride, and one minute I was laughing and the next I was crying. It was an emotional roller coaster. -
~ Dolly PartonI bought all those Jane Fonda videos. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch them. -
![The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.]()
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~ Tom SykesThe only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question. -
~ Walter WinchellHollywood: A place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. -
~ Phyllis DillerHealth is what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. -
~ Jay LondonMy whole family is lactose intolerant; when we take pictures we can't say 'cheese'. -
![If you can't see the humour in yourself, you could be missing the joke of the century.]()
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~ Dame Edna EverageIf you can't see the humour in yourself, you could be missing the joke of the century. -
~ Larry BrownSomeone stole my identity. Now he has no life.
