-
~ Author UnknownA very wise man once said..."I don't know. Go ask a woman. -
![The British have three qualities: humour, tenacity and realism. I sometimes think we are still at the humour stage.]()
Upload to Facebook
~ Georges PompidouThe British have three qualities: humour, tenacity and realism. I sometimes think we are still at the humour stage. -
![When I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising.]()
Upload to Facebook
~ JD GhaiWhen I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising. -
![A Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X.]()
Upload to Facebook
~ AnonymousA Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X. -
~ Herb ShrinerI made quite a name for myself back home. I left when I found out what it was. -
~ AnonymousA German joke is no laughing matter. -
~ Joan RiversI've got no bosoms. In Africa they went to name an underdeveloped nation after me. -
~ Steven WrightIf I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts. -
~ Bob HopeThe airlines are getting really security - conscious. You can still fly, but they won't tell you where you're going. -
~ Don HeroldThere's one thing about baldness; it's neat.
