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~ Oscar WildeI have the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best. -
~ Heywood BrounA liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight starts. -
~ Robert OrbenA vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. -
~ Lita GreyCharlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He had no sense of humour, particularly about himself.
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~ RumiYou cannot know what you don't know. -
~ Bob MonkhouseAccording to actuarial tables, people who live the longer are rich relatives. -
~ Steven WrightImagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. -
~ Malcolm ForbesThere is never enough time unless you're serving it. -
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~ Ashleigh BrilliantThe older you get, the more important it is not to act your age. -
~ Dave BarryWe believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it.
