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What's the best thing for a hangover?
Drink loads the night before!

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Watching a drunk person trying to unlock his phone is hilarious but someone should have helped me after 7 attempts!

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16 May 2020: A day of global whisky celebration
World Whisky Day invites everyone to raise a dram and celebrate the water of life. Things may be a little different this year but that's all the more reason to mark the occasion and raise a glass to all we still have to be thankful for!

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I hope the pubs open soon.
I need to cut down on my drinking!

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Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.
1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!

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Now you know why a bottle is called Khamba.
Because they're the Pillars of the economy!

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Alcohol can cause depression.
Particularly, when you run out of it!

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For English language aficionados:
In Delhi, they earlier bought liquor.
Now they purchase it!
#70percentcess

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When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!

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There's no strong beer, only weak man!