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It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
#DelhiWinters

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Chandigarh is now Thandigarh!

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It's officially "Do I have a cold because it's that time of the year or do I have coronavirus?" season!

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Monsoon has reached Delhi but due to State Policy, it has to remain quarantined for 14 days. So don't blame the Rain God but try to enjoy hot and humid weather!

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My new address in Mumbai:
10, Drowning Street!
#rains
#Monsoon

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Today's India:
Give me some sunshine - Mumbai
Give me some rain - Delhi
Give me another chance - Arvind Kejriwal
I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi

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Europe is expecting record heat waves due to climate change. Mankind isn't going to Hell; Hell is coming to us!

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My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!

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In this chilly winter season, one gets refreshed by just touching the water in the morning!

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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!