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Aankhon Mein Aansu, Chehre Par Hansi Hai;
Saanson Mein Aahein Dil Mein Bebasi Hai;
Pehle Kyon Nahi Bataya Ki;
Darwaze Mein Ungli Fansi Hai!

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The most hungry and sad moment:
When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,
And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!

Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai!

India is Nation and Dadar is Station;
Wah Wah!
India is Nation and Dadar is Station;
Fall in love after you complete your Education!

Ek Ladka Tha Deewana Sa Mobile Le Ke Ghumta Tha;
Nazre Zukake Sharmake Mobile Me Kuchh Karta Tha;
Jab Bhi Milta Tha Mujse Puchha Karta Tha;
Yeh Chalu Kaise Hota Hai!

Woh Ishq Ki Raahon Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raahon Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai "I Love You" Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

Sabki Saaqi Pe Nazar Ho, Yeh Zaroori Hai Magar;
Sab Pe Paki Ki Mehr Ho, Yeh Tharoori To Nahin!

Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek Aansu;
Kabhi Apni Mehfil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho;
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi Girlfriend Ko;
Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To Dekho!

Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai;
Koi Aankhon Mein Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai;
Bara Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena;
Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai!