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Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!

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Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'
Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!

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She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
He: Chingummm!

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Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!

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Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo...
Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain!

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Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!

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Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!

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What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?
Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain!

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Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai.
Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain!

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2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.

* Kahan Ho
* Ghar Kab Aaoge