Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside!
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids!
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!
A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it!
What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!!
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed.
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.