Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!
Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'
Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
He: Chingummm!
Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo...
Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain!
Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!
Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!
What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?
Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain!
Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai.
Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain!
2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.
* Kahan Ho
* Ghar Kab Aaoge