For those missing their Golf...
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
"Do you play off scratch?" said one player.
The other replied, "I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went"!
The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.
He said that, France took away the cup!
Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:
iPhone
Amazon
Android
iPod
Yahoo
YouTube
Snapchat
Spotify
Tesla
Skype
Uber
Airbnb
Bitcoin
Fitbit
Emojis
iPad
and
Croatia!
Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis...
Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich!
Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?
That's where our Capital lies!
I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."