Mature



If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!

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Sex is a killer... want to die happy?

Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra?

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?

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Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?

Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!

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I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?