If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!
Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra?
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?
Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?
Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!
I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?