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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior!

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

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Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!

Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass!

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If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!

Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you!

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!

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Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!