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Hey girl,
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting a head?

Come on over, to my beautiful place;
So I can cum, on your beautiful face!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

sms

Love is a name, sex is a game. Forget the name and let's play this game!

I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you wanna have sex with me?

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

I may not be "Fred Flintstone" but I can sure make your bed rock!