Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...
Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!
At McDonald:
Cashier: Your order, sir?
Me: I'll have a McSalad.
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!
Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!
Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.
These are of course just round figures!
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!
In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.
In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...
"Yung No Mo"!
Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!