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Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuchh Jaata Hai...
Bas Ek Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jaata!

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At McDonald:
Cashier: Your order, sir?
Me: I'll have a McSalad.
Cashier: Sir, there's no McSalad.
Me: At least, I tried eating healthy and that's what matters. Give me one McSpicy and one fries!

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Who knew adulthood would involve feeling so much guilt for eating goddamn bread!

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Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.
These are of course just round figures!

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Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!

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If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!

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You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!

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In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.
In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!

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With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...
"Yung No Mo"!

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Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!