It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
Them: I eat mostly whole foods.
Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!
Snaccident (noun):
Eating an entire pizza/bag of chips by mistake!
The only Fitbit steps I enjoy taking are the ones I get when I'm shopping!
In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!
Alexa, go to the gym for me!
Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often!
Not wanting to brag, but I've gained 92 pounds since body-shaming became taboo!
Chocolate is the best investment.
You buy 100 gms and you gain 2 kg!
WANTED:
A good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. She shouldn't be too fast!