Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
I bought some powdered water....but I didn't know what to add.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I`d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Half the people you know are below average.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism-to steal from many is research.