The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it
When I`m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case.....coincidence?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.