It`s a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.
I saw a bank that said `24 Hour Banking`, but I don`t have that much time.
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
Lies may be easier to tell and hear, but they don't make the truth disappear.
NO woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.
I think I need glasses as I see a lot of people with two faces.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
The heaviest burden of life is an Empty Pocket!