We always hear 'IntelliGENTS'; Have you ever heard 'IntelliLADIES'?
It`s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
Why Good News & Bad News travel at different speeds!
I removed L from LOVER and now it`s all OVER !!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
You're just like Mondays. Nobody likes you.
I don't mind the rat race. But I could do with a little more cheese.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach him to fish and he'll smell funny for the rest of his life.