There is always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Most of the shadows in our life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?
Always live within your means, even if you have to borrow.
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