Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I`m responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
When I'm right, no one remembers. When I'm wrong, no one forgets.
Remind yourself that it`s okay not to be perfect.
Life is not complicated, people are.
No one can drive us crazy until we give them the keys.
I always do something amazing when no one's watching.