Does running away from your problems count as exercising?
Everywhere is within walking distance, if you have time.
Love is an expensive gift. Don't beg it from cheap people!
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
How young can one die of old age?
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Relationships are like obese people, they hardly work out.