That`s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole!
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette always tends to go to the non-smoker.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Even staring at wall becomes interesting while studying.