Nothing is interesting, when you are not interested.
Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We need your heads to run our business.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Sign in a Driving School:
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don`t stand in her way!
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand.
People who fall the hardest, bounce back the highest.
Calories are the little rascals that get into our wardrobe at night and sew our clothes tighter.
When someone tries to impress you, it means he or she is already impressed by you.
Signage in a hospital waiting room:
Smoking helps you lose weight ... One lung at a time!
Sign in a Bar:
Those of you who are drinking to forget, please do pay in advance.