Bad decisions make good stories.
I asked her for some space, she got me an external hard drive.
I wish Google Maps had an 'Avoid Ghetto' routing option.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ...again.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.