How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who do not depend on it.
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.