How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?