I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing, but a lovely smile from U.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself.
The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Children are a great comfort in your old age and they help you reach it faster, too.