Never dump a girl in Sahara. She might feel deserted.
Hire a consultant. Go wrong with confidence.
Kids disgrace us in public by acting the way we do in private.
He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is!
What the sale words giveth, the small print taketh away!
Fake spaghetti is an impasta.
Everything you are doing today is going to make no sense one day!
A bachelor is a man with an unalterable view point.
If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards?
Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion!