Hypocrite - A man who sets good examples when he has an audience!
Hug - A roundabout way of expressing affection!
Joke - A form of humour enjoyed by some and misunderstood by most!
Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship!
Janitor - The only man who makes a quick clean-up in Wall Street and gets away with it!
98-year-olds have no peer pressure.
Lawsuit - Generally a matter of expense and suspense!
By simple logic of English, those who eat humans should be known as humanitarian!
We are all a little broken. But always remember - broken crayons still colour the same!
Don't be afraid to fall. It's necessary to learn to fly!