Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others.
Since we shall love each other, I shall be great and you shall be rich.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
The only person who can make me smile is a dentist.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.