I cannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: Try to please everyone.
If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
Law of Murphy - Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later...Murphy was an optimist.
It's amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn't his own!
If I had feelings you'd be hurting them right now.
Instead of showering this morning, I climbed into a washing machine and set it on "self cleaning mode." Big mistake.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.