Boys are like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion.
Don't pee in my pool, I wont swim in your toilet!
Marriage is like Pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A man is the head of the family, the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
The word Politics is derived from the word Poly, meaning 'many', and the word Ticks, meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years.
Is it the extremist or the media, that blow things up?
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies.