All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
I've been working for this company ever since they threatened to fire me.
The best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
I had to shoot him, officer! He was about to hurt himself!
May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.