Get behind early so you'll have plenty of time to catch up.
Measure twice because you can only cut once.
She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
Another deadline, another miracle.
I love being married. I was single for a long time and I just got sick of finishing my own sentences.
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that , is the beginning of a new argument.
Bad is never good until worse happens.