The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that he's too old for it.
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
The quickest way to do many thing successfully is to do a single thing at a time.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Behind an able man there are always other able men.
To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in
It's amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn't his.
According to a new study, students that snore get lower grades... especially if they're snoring in class.
A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.