Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last chapter missing.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it.
In some cases, non-violence requires more militancy than violence.
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober that one night...
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.
The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do.
Universities are full of knowledge. The freshmen bring a little in and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.