Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life!
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Laws are society's common sense, written down for the stupid.
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It's not how old you are, but how you are old.
Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.
The truth depends on whose lies you listen to.
Math teachers have lots of problems.
Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.