Distrust your first impressions; they are invariably too favorable.
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self.
Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.
Constant change is here to stay.
People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them.
Old age is like a burglar. It robs you of all the goodies and leaves the rubbish.
More people rust out than wear out.