Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Mother Nature applies all her rules... all the time.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
One man's daydreaming is another man's novel.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Some people can look so busy that they seem indispensable.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You've one mouth and two ears...use them in that proportion.
It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.