I'm only a dog because I'm faithful and loyal.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem.
I know a man who says he's going to invest his money in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up.
Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries.
Taxes are not designed to be fair, they're designed to raise money.
The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
By the time you finish paying all your taxes, about all you have left is a receipt.