The hangover you get the morning after comes from not using your head the night before.
I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.
All saints have past and all sinners have a future.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Thesaurus: An ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
A henpecked husband is a domestic animal trained to wash up and dry up, but never to act up.
Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid.
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days.
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.