Permitting your life to be taken over by another person is like letting the waiter eat your dinner.
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
Never start a project until you've picked out someone to blame.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful....
Only 20% boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall never be unemployed.
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta testing.
Those who do not follow are dragged.
Those who do not learn from history often end up making it.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.