If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Life goes by so fast, that if you don't stop and look around, you might miss it.
Don't upset me; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
You really can't beat the game. If you earn anything, it's minus taxes. If you buy anything it's plus taxes.
While in bed after few years of marriage, husband & wife's hips meet each other more often than Lips.
Success is when ur Signature becomes an Autograph.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.