After all is said and done, the politicians say it and the taxpayers do it.
It's not enough to succeed; others must fail.
A political promise today means another tax tomorrow.
Vodka doesn't solve any of LIFE's problem but neither does milk.
Fame is temporary, but infamy lasts forever.
Magic users have crystal balls.
I'd rather lose a second in my life than my life in a second.
Great leaders are rare, so I'm following myself.
U can't win a woman just the once & be done with it; you have to humiliate yourself again & again.
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.