McDonalds - when you don't have time for nutrition.
The guy who said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a IT Return Form
Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
After a man pays his income tax, he knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.
Luxury is a necessity that begins where necessity ends.
The key to flexibility is indecision.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
Man is a social animal who dislikes his fellow beings.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.
Life is just a continuous process of getting used to things you didn't expect.